Top 10 Funny Chuck Norris Facts

In this video you are going to learn the Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts and laugh your a$$ off.

It’s important that you watch this because Chuck Norris is a Legend, and legends should be remembered.

The video’s audio is a little off, but that’s because Chuck Norris’ voice travels faster than the speed of light. (Thanks Camelot George)

Watch This Video Now, or Chuck Norris Will Round House You Upside the Head.

I like number 2 the best, that’s some funny stuff

Here are the Top Ten Chuck Norris Funny Facts

  1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. EVER.
  2. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming: “Law and Order” are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  3. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  4. In fine print on the last page of The Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the books are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
  5. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself crouching and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes. EVER!
  6. Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter, He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
  7. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger by yelling “BANG!”
  8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris decided to punch his way out of his mother womb.
  9. There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
  10. When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn’t push himself up… he pushes the earth down.

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